This morning at 4:22 am Weastrn Standard Time, the city of Beijing was sacked by the recently released “Food Chain Collective MixtApe”. The monstrosity was designed and constructed by madscientists associated with the thinktank/ragtag group of miscreants and serial loiterers known as the “Food Chain Collective.” Infamous the world over for their devious musical exploits, the group has earned a reputation for its jamming and jarring compositions that often leave listeners lifeless or lactating. It is a movement that continues to build steam. Chinese officials report that the city seems to have crumbled easily under formidable sonic undulations caused by the simultaneous playing of the mixtApe across the vast urban center. Resulting tremors leveled 10,013 city blocks. The magnitude of the destruction was attributed to the weak foundation on which the city sits, as much of the ancient metropolis was in fact built on rock and roll. Miraculously, there were no deaths or injuries, as the entire catastrophe turned out to be a work or fiction perpetrated by an unruly young man who’s name was not disclosed by the Chinese authorities for reasons of national security. However they did report that the mixtApe could be found on the intertubes at thefoodchaincollective.com

Added Chief Commissioner of Soundstuffs, Da Foo Chang, “play this music at your own risk… or die!”
The Food Chain – You are already a part of it.

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BLADAT! and I’m blogging. thought it high time i made my debut and adress the good peoples of Dudesburg.

plus, this story needed telling

-RynBurnsMC